The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Sanitarium.
The Misheard: Sanitary napkin.
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Real Lyric: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
The Misheard: Beelzebub has a devil-motorcyc(le) for me
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Real Lyric: There's a bad moon on the rise.
The Misheard: There's a bathroom on the right.
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Real Lyric: She was sitting at the table, you could see she was unable
The Misheard: She was sitting at a table, eating sushi from her navel
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Real Lyric: Don't tell me 'cause I know
The Misheard: Don't tell me, Cousin Moe.
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Real Lyric: Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man Play a song for me I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to
The Misheard: Hey Mr. Tambourine Man Play a song for me On that jingle-jangle thing You call a tambourine
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Real Lyric: cuz' living with me mest have damm near killed you
The Misheard: cuz living, woman, must have damm near killed you.
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Real Lyric: I follow the moscow/down to gorky park
The Misheard: I follow the moscow/down to gonkie paw
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Real Lyric: So goodbye yellow brick road Where the dogs of society howl You can't plant me in your penthouse I'm going back to my plough Back to the howling old owl in the woods Hunting the horny back toad Oh I've finally decided my future lies Beyond the yellow brick road
The Misheard: So goodbye yellow brick road Where the dark arts society bowls You can't put me in your penthouse I'm going back to my clown Back to the Hollywood out in the woods Having a horny backed toad Oh I've finally decided my future life Belongs to the y
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Real Lyric: The cross I bear That you gave to me
The Misheard: The cross-eyed bear That was gay to me.
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