The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Jo Jo left his home in Tuscon, Arizona, for some California grass.
The Misheard: Jo Jo made his home in Tuscon, Arizona, bossin' California grass
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Real Lyric: An old man turned 98
The Misheard: A Milk-man turned 98
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Real Lyric: I'm only a man, in a funny red sheet.
The Misheard: I'm just a man with fourty red sheep.
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Real Lyric: Don't be afraid of a guy in shades, oh no
The Misheard: don't be afraid of the dieing shades of love
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Real Lyric: Can you imagine no love, pride, deep fried chicken... Five-hour phone conversation, the best soy latte that you ever had, and me
The Misheard: Can you imagine those words fried keep on kickin... Flying power on the station, the best soy latte that you ever had in me.
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Real Lyric: I don't care too much for money
The Misheard: I don't care to munch my money
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Real Lyric: Papa Don't Preach
The Misheard: Tropical Peach
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Real Lyric: I hear the sound of a gentle word
The Misheard: i hear the sound of a church-hill worm and i hear the sound of a purple bird
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Real Lyric: Glorified version of a pellet gun
The Misheard: Mighty fine version of a pelican
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Real Lyric: Hey! Wait! I got a new complaint
The Misheard: Hey! Wait! I got a rhythm plate
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