The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: a mosquito my libido
The Misheard: a mosquito must have bit us
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Real Lyric: Dig through the ditches Burn through the witches Slam in the back of my Dragula!
The Misheard: Dig! Kill the witches Burn! Fear the witches Slam! Nuh nuh nuh nuh that's Dracula!
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Real Lyric: Hide the scars to fade away the (shakeup)
The Misheard: I just m********ed with a shakeup
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Real Lyric: My hands swelled just like two ballons
The Misheard: my hands smelled just like two baboons
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Real Lyric: I take a walk outside I'm surrounded by some kids at play
The Misheard: I take a walk outside I'm surrounded by donkeys at bay
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Real Lyric: Dude Looks Like A Lady
The Misheard: Do The Lucky Lady
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Real Lyric: Warm smell of colitas Rising up through the air
The Misheard: Warm smell of gorditas Rising up through the air
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Real Lyric: Searchin for my lost shaker of salt
The Misheard: Searching for my sugar and salt
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Real Lyric: Won't you take me to funky town?
The Misheard: Won't you take me to monkey town?
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Real Lyric: I've been kissed by a rose on the grey
The Misheard: I've been kissed by a rose on the grave
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