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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Tiny Dancer

    Real Lyric: Lay me down in sheets of linen

    The Misheard: Lay me darling she's so blended

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    Artist: Aerosmith

    Song: Walk This Way

    Real Lyric: Put your kitty in the middle.

    The Misheard: Put your titty in the needle.

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    Artist: Blink 182

    Song: The Rock Show

    Real Lyric: I couldnt Wait For the Summer and the Warped Tour

    The Misheard: I couldnt Wait For the Summer and the Warm Chores

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    Artist: Pink Floyd

    Song: Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2

    Real Lyric: No dark sarcasm in the classroom

    The Misheard: The dogs are barking in the classroom

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    Artist: Pink Floyd

    Song: Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2

    Real Lyric: No Dark Sarcasm in the Classroom

    The Misheard: The Dogs and Cats are In the Classroom

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    Artist: Pink Floyd

    Song: Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2

    Real Lyric: No Dark Sarcasm in the Classroom

    The Misheard: The Dogs and Cats are In the Classroom

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    Artist: Rupert Holmes

    Song: Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

    Real Lyric: ....in the dunes of the cape

    The Misheard: ....in the dew, suffocate

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    Artist: Eric Clapton

    Song: Forever Man

    Real Lyric: Won't you be my forever woman? I'll try to be your forever man

    The Misheard: Won't you be my poor little woman? I'll try to be your poor little man

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    Artist: Jimi Hendrix

    Song: Purple Haze

    Real Lyric: Whatever it is, that girl put a spell on me.

    The Misheard: Where is that girl that sat on me?

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    Artist: Dexy's Midnight Runners

    Song: Come on Eileen

    Real Lyric: Come on Eileen, well I swear (what he means)

    The Misheard: Come on Eileen Ooh I stepped on my spleen

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