The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Last night i dreamt of San Pedro
The Misheard: Last night i dreamt of soft bagels
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Real Lyric: She keeps her Moet et Chandon In her pretty cabinet
The Misheard: She keeps them always shinned up In her pretty cabinet
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Real Lyric: why did you leave you keys upon the table
The Misheard: why did you screw your kids on the table
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Real Lyric: exit light
The Misheard: eggs delight
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Real Lyric: I'm sick inside without a sense of feeling
The Misheard: I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling.
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Real Lyric: another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
The Misheard: Another turnip and a fork stuck in the road
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Real Lyric: Liberate my madness
The Misheard: Do-right Bananas
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Real Lyric: Hit me baby one more time
The Misheard: kiss me baby one more time
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Real Lyric: Heard it in a love song
The Misheard: Purty little love song
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Real Lyric: Big ol Jet Airliner, don't carry me too far away
The Misheard: Big ol jig named Lionel, don't carry me too far away
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