The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm all about that bass, about that bass, no treble
The Misheard: I'm all about that bass, about that bass, no trouble.
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Real Lyric: Op, op, op, op Oppa Gangnam Style Eh, sexy lady Op, op, op, op Oppa Gangnam Style
The Misheard: Op, op, op, op Oppa Condom Star Eh, sexy lady Op, op, op, op Oppa Condom Star
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Real Lyric: Carry On My Waydward Son...
The Misheard: Gary Is My Gaywad Son...
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Real Lyric: It's Been One Week Since You Looked At Me...
The Misheard: It's Been One Week Since You Pooped Or Peed...
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Real Lyric: "This my testament to those burned"
The Misheard: "It's my testament to George Burns"
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Real Lyric: I was a workshop owner in the gulch for the people And I offered myself to the world...
The Misheard: It wad a weird shaped boner with a crutch, for my peter wouldn't hold itself up very well..
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Real Lyric: leave the sinkin' ship behind.
The Misheard: leave the stinkin' s**t behind.
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Real Lyric: Ever since that night we've been together Lovers at first sight, in love forever It turned out so right for strangers in the night...
The Misheard: Ever since that night we've been together Lovers at first sight, in love forever It turned out so right for stranglers in the night
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Real Lyric: My girlfriend's cat is smarter than me
The Misheard: My girlfriend's cat is following me
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Real Lyric: *[To drain the whole sea, Get something shiny]*, Something meaty for the main course, That's a fine looking high horse, What you got in the stable? We've a lot of starving faithful That looks tasty That looks plenty This is hungry work!
The Misheard: *[Bring the horsey, and some Chinese!]*, Something meaty for the main course, That's a fine looking high horse, What you got in the stable? We've a lot of starving faithful That looks tasty That looks plenty This is hungry work
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