The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again, and you're never gonna keep me down.
The Misheard: I get no cow, but I'm a buffalo, and I'm never gonna let you down.
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Real Lyric: like a radar phone
The Misheard: like a red-owl phone
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Real Lyric: "To see the lights all faded, And that heaven is overated"
The Misheard: "To see the lights all faded, And Van Halen is overated"
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Real Lyric: kyrie eleison down the road that i must travel
The Misheard: kyrie kyrie lays down upon the road that is most traveled
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Real Lyric: Bootylicious baby
The Misheard: bubblicious baby
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Real Lyric: My teas gone cold I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all. Mornin' rain clowds up my window and i cant see at all and even if i could it would all be grey
The Misheard: my teas gone cold i'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all go and make love to my window but i cant see at all and even if i could it would all be great
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Real Lyric: Gee, our old LaSalle ran great.
The Misheard: Gee, are hola salad plate.
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Real Lyric: i'm blue, a ba dee da ba daa
The Misheard: i'm blue, i was beat up and died
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Real Lyric: Living with you Ah-hah It was good. Ah, ah, ah, ah ah-hah! It was good!
The Misheard: Waaahh Wack off in a skirt! Waaahh Wack off in a ski-irt!
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Real Lyric: Take the pitch up, smack my b***h up
The Misheard: I want it side ways
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