The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm comin up so you better get this party started
The Misheard: I'm comin up so you better get this farty parted
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Real Lyric: I MET A STRANGE LADY SHE MADE ME NERVOUS SHE TOOK IN AND GAVE ME BREAKFAST.
The Misheard: I MET A STRANGE LADY SHE MADE ME NERVOUS SHE TOOK ME IN AND GAVE ME BLACK PUSS.
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Real Lyric: Whoomp, there it is.
The Misheard: Whoops, mayonaise.
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Real Lyric: We're the renegades of funk
The Misheard: Put a rat in a cage and f*ck
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Real Lyric: You fill up my senses
The Misheard: You fill up my sand sacks
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Real Lyric: Like a drifter i was born to walk alone
The Misheard: like a twister i was born to rock and roll
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Real Lyric: Shake ya ass, watch yourself
The Misheard: Shake ya ass, but watch your step!
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Real Lyric: Tonight you're mine completely You give your love so sweetly
The Misheard: Tonight you're mine come eat me You give your love so sweetly
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Real Lyric: im blue daba de daba da daba de daba da daba de daba da
The Misheard: im blue im in need of a guy,im in need of a guy, im in need of a guy
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Real Lyric: Holding my pillow tight I know I don't need to be alone When I open up my eyes To face reality
The Misheard: Holding my up kettle turned right now Me I don't need to be alone When I open up my eyes To face me another day
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