The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Other dancers may be on the floor Dear, but my eyes will see only you Only you have the magic technique When we sway I go weak....
The Misheard: Other dancers may pee on the floor Dear, but my eyes will see only you Only you have the magic at knee When we sway I go "weeeee"
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Real Lyric: Dip it low, pick it up slow Roll it all around, poke it out, let your back roll
The Misheard: Dip it low, pick it up slow Roll it all around, poke it out like a backhoe
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Real Lyric: Here we are now, entertain us!
The Misheard: Here we are now, with small Asians!
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Real Lyric: The kids are losing their minds
The Misheard: The kids are eating landmines
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Real Lyric: Your own personal Jesus
The Misheard: Europe, Personal Jesus
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Real Lyric: We built our own house
The Misheard: We built a roundhouse
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Real Lyric: We live where the war is raging
The Misheard: We live while the walrus rages
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Real Lyric: Moped Eyes
The Misheard: Move that ass
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Real Lyric: You got a love I couldn't resist, resist
The Misheard: You gotta love a good racist, racist
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Real Lyric: I'm dreaming of a white christmas just like the ones I use to know Where the tree-tops glisten and children listen To hear sleigh bells in the snow...
The Misheard: I'm dreaming of a white christmas Just like the ones I used to know Where the tree-tops glisten and children listen To hear sleigh elvesin the snow....
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