The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Oh, what a night Hypnotizing, mesmerizing me...
The Misheard: Oh, what a night Half the time she's just harassing me...
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Real Lyric: Zooropa...
The Misheard: (German accent) Zee robot....
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Real Lyric: She's a brick house
The Misheard: She's a big house
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Real Lyric: With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat.
The Misheard: With a purple operator and a fist full of cash
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Real Lyric: Smoke on the water Fire in the sky
The Misheard: Smoke colored water I'm fire in the sky
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Real Lyric: Hey, wait, I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice
The Misheard: Okay, faint! I've got the groove train Whatever again thinks of Christless device
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Real Lyric: Im Blue Da Ba Dee Da Ba Di, Da Ba Dee Da Ba Di
The Misheard: Im blue da ba dee da ba di, Im in need of a guy
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Real Lyric: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble So you don't confuse them with mountains.
The Misheard: Lucky wen my brest start to rumble so u can use them in the mountains
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Real Lyric: My Country tis' of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing.
The Misheard: My Country tis' of thee, sweet land of lizard feet, of thee I see.
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Real Lyric: The doctor says he's coming, but you've got to pay him cash..
The Misheard: The doctor says he's coming cause you've got a burnin' rash
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