The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Asking only workman’s wages I come looking for a job, But I get no offers. Just a come-on from the whores On Seventh Avenue I do declare, There were times when I was so lonesome I took some comfort there. Lie-la-lie . . . (Paul Simon's website)
The Misheard: As King on these workmen's wages I got luggin'a foreign job. But I get no offers, Just to comment from the from the war zone heaven. Haven't You? My duty's there! There where times when I was solo so I took some comfort there. da da die die die d
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Real Lyric: Big ol' jet airliner
The Misheard: Big ol' Carolina
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Real Lyric: Lady Madonna, children at your feet, wonder how you manage to make ends meet.
The Misheard: Baby piranha, children at your feet, why don't you just eat them, they're nice and sweet!
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Real Lyric: Pour the wine, light the fire
The Misheard: For a while, like a fire
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Real Lyric: Music makes the bourgoisie and the rebel
The Misheard: Music, makes the Boojwah sing ever after
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Real Lyric: -I can't help my feelings I go out of my mind -The knee-stocking flavor is a favorite treat
The Misheard: -I can't have my peanuts I'll go out of my mind. -Me sucking favor is a favorite treat
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Real Lyric: I just wanna fly
The Misheard: I just wanna die
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Real Lyric: Big 'ol jet airliner
The Misheard: We gone get her liner
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Real Lyric: While you were sitting home alone at age thirteen
The Misheard: While you were sitting home along on the settee
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Real Lyric: I'm just a victim of circumstance
The Misheard: I'm just a victim of turpentine
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