The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Lady Madonna, children at your feet, wonder how you manage to make ends meet.
The Misheard: Baby piranha, children at your feet, why don't you just eat them, they're nice and sweet!
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Real Lyric: Pour the wine, light the fire
The Misheard: For a while, like a fire
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Real Lyric: Music makes the bourgoisie and the rebel
The Misheard: Music, makes the Boojwah sing ever after
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Real Lyric: -I can't help my feelings I go out of my mind -The knee-stocking flavor is a favorite treat
The Misheard: -I can't have my peanuts I'll go out of my mind. -Me sucking favor is a favorite treat
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Real Lyric: I just wanna fly
The Misheard: I just wanna die
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Real Lyric: Big 'ol jet airliner
The Misheard: We gone get her liner
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Real Lyric: While you were sitting home alone at age thirteen
The Misheard: While you were sitting home along on the settee
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Real Lyric: I'm just a victim of circumstance
The Misheard: I'm just a victim of turpentine
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Real Lyric: Big Ol' Jet Airliner
The Misheard: Big hotel with a light on
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Real Lyric: Every girl's crazy bout a sharped dressed man.
The Misheard: Gonna go crazy but it sure feels good.
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