The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Sorry I'm not home right now
The Misheard: Sorry homenom
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Real Lyric: martinique, that monserat mystique
The Misheard: martinique, and something to do with steak
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Real Lyric: I was the black sheep of the family
The Misheard: Someone saved my life tonite, s**t my pants
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Real Lyric: Oh Lord, I'm stuck in Lodi again.
The Misheard: Oh Lord, stuck in low tide again.
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Real Lyric: "Oh Lord, I'm stuck in Lodi again."
The Misheard: "Oh Lord, I'm sucking on old Don Young"
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Real Lyric: Gettin' horny now
The Misheard: Gettin' holy now
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor
The Misheard: Soiled, from head to toe.
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Real Lyric: Meditate in my direction
The Misheard: Meditate my erection
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Real Lyric: Asking only workman’s wages I come looking for a job, But I get no offers. Just a come-on from the whores On Seventh Avenue I do declare, There were times when I was so lonesome I took some comfort there. Lie-la-lie . . . (Paul Simon's website)
The Misheard: As King on these workmen's wages I got luggin'a foreign job. But I get no offers, Just to comment from the from the war zone heaven. Haven't You? My duty's there! There where times when I was solo so I took some comfort there. da da die die die d
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Real Lyric: Big ol' jet airliner
The Misheard: Big ol' Carolina
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