The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: ahh push it pus**t good ahh push it push it real good!!!
The Misheard: ahh p***y p***y good ahh p***y p***y real good!!!!!!!!!1
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Real Lyric: my feet are my only carriage
The Misheard: my fears were my only courage
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Real Lyric: "sugarpie honeybunch"
The Misheard: "butterfly honeybuns"
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Real Lyric: Although, the sun will never shine the same
The Misheard: Bongool, the sun will never shine the same
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Real Lyric: Despite all my rage, i am still just a rat in a cage
The Misheard: down with the rain and its still just a rat in a cage
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Real Lyric: Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
The Misheard: Why'd you put the ketchup on the dredel?
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Real Lyric: Can you find seven zebras
The Misheard: will you come over to my house a cup of tea and eat a roast dinner while kissing a hippo
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Real Lyric: Barbara Ann, take my hand. You've got me rockin' and a rollin' Rockin' and a reelin' Barbara Ann
The Misheard: Bopper Ann, it ate my hand. You've got me rockin' and a rollin' Boppin' and a bowlin' Bopper Ann
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Real Lyric: Caution: Police Line, you better not cross Is it the cop, or am I the one that's really dangerous?
The Misheard: Gosh darn police line, you better not cross It's the cardboard kind, the one that's really dangerous.
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Real Lyric: i am one of those melodramatic fools neurotic to the bone no doubt about it
The Misheard: i am one of those the low dramatic fools who run into self doubt no doubt about it
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