The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm only a man with a candle to guide me.
The Misheard: I'm only a man with a chain-saw inside me.
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Real Lyric: Dirty dancing in the moonlight Take me down like I'm a domino
The Misheard: Dirty dancing in the moonlight Take me down like I'm a download
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Real Lyric: Chromed out mirror, I don't need a windshield.
The Misheard: Calm down n****r, I don't need a windshield.
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Real Lyric: Our songs have been sold
The Misheard: Our sons have been sold
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Real Lyric: Teenage angst has paid off well, now I'm bored and old
The Misheard: Teenage sex has paid off well, now I'm bored alone
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Real Lyric: Danny with your aim
The Misheard: Danny whip your hair
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Real Lyric: Now he's getting a tattoo. Yeah he's gettin' ink done. He asked for a '13', but they drew a '31'.
The Misheard: Now he's getting a tattoo. Yeah he's gettin' ink done. He asked for a '13', but they drew a .31
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Real Lyric: Yeah, riding high on love's true bluish light.
The Misheard: Flying high, I lost to a Jewish guy.
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Real Lyric: Be it for reason, be it for love, I won't take the easy road
The Misheard: Bein' free's bein' flawed, I won't take the easy road
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Real Lyric: She's coming in twelve thirty flight
The Misheard: She's coming in twelve thirty fight.
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