The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I won't ask for promises, so you don't have to lie...
The Misheard: I won't ask for armistice, so you won't have to lie...
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Real Lyric: ma-ma-ma-ow!
The Misheard: mom-mom-mom-ow!
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Real Lyric: No woman no cry
The Misheard: No woman no crime
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise,put up a parking lot
The Misheard: They Moved paradise Put up a f**king lie or moved paradise put a f**king lot
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Real Lyric: And she, a punk who rarely ever took advice
The Misheard: was she a punk or really of her ticket price?
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Real Lyric: With the birds I share this lonely view
The Misheard: With the burden shared it's a lonely view
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Real Lyric: In the navy!
The Misheard: In the ladies! or It's the ladies!
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Real Lyric: Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango!
The Misheard: Badaboosh, Badaboosh, will you do the bandando!
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Real Lyric: Don't you draw the queen of diamonds boy, she'll beat you if she's able.
The Misheard: Don't you draw the queen of diamonds boy, she'll beat you if she's a boy.
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Real Lyric: Oh Lord, Stuck in old Lodi again
The Misheard: Oh no! Stuck in an old pie again!
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