The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I wanna love you the best that, the best that I can.
The Misheard: I wanna love you but Beth said, but Beth said I can't.
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Real Lyric: Wir fahr'n, fahr'n fahr'n auf der Autobahn
The Misheard: We fart, fart, fart on the Autobahn. (thinking it was a reference to the crappy VW they sampled for the background sounds)
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Real Lyric: Thank you, thank you, signed Alanis.
The Misheard: Thank you, thank you, toilets. AND/OR Thank you, thank you, silence.
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Real Lyric: In my mind and in my car, we can't rewind, we've gone too far
The Misheard: In my mind and in my car, the country whined we'd gone too far
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Real Lyric: Walk this way
The Misheard: Hog Display
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Real Lyric: as her folks drive away her dad yells "check the oil".
The Misheard: as her folks drive away her dad yells "check mate boy.
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Real Lyric: Lucy in the sky with diamonds
The Misheard: Lucy eats her pie with Linus
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Real Lyric: I don't care what they say about us anyway.
The Misheard: I don't care what they say about a cigarette.
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Real Lyric: half cherokee and choctaw, my baby she's a chocktaw
The Misheard: half cherokee and choctaw, my baby's she's a chicken hawk
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Real Lyric: Keep on with the force (don't stop) Don't stop till you get enough
The Misheard: Com'on with the coleslaw (don't stop) Don't stop till you get enough
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