The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And I miss you - like the deserts miss the rain
The Misheard: And I miss you - Like the pheasants Glisterene
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Real Lyric: "Taking more than her share Had me fighting for air She told me to come but I was already there"
The Misheard: "She took me right on the shelf I was fighting for air She told me to cum, but I was only twelve"
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Real Lyric: Sweet emotion
The Misheard: Sweet amore shine
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Real Lyric: The shoes on my feet (I bought 'em) The rock I'm rockin' (I bought it) The car I'm driving (I bought it)
The Misheard: The shoes on my feet (I farted) The rock I'm rockin' (I farted) The car I'm drivin' (I farted)
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Real Lyric: And she'll have fun fun fun till her daddy takes her t-bird away
The Misheard: And she'll have fun fun fun till her daddy takes her tea bag away
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Real Lyric: Just got paid, Friday night Party hoppin', feelin right
The Misheard: Just got laid, Friday night Bedroom hoppin', feelin' right
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Real Lyric: hush hush keep it down now voices carry hush hush keep it down now voices carry
The Misheard: oh uh shush shush keep it down down che che cherie we dont know the words this is scary
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Real Lyric: And all the **** that I've done with this **** of a gun
The Misheard: And all the sushi I've done with a smurf on the run
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Real Lyric: She looks like a flower, but she stings like a bee.
The Misheard: She looks like a fellow, but she stinks like a beast.
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Real Lyric: In the heat of our love, Don't need no help for us to make it. Gimme just enough to take us to the mornin'. I got fire in my mind. I got higher in my walkin'. And I'm glowin' in the dark; I give you warnin'.
The Misheard: Gonna eat it all up Don't need no help for us to bake it Give me just enough to tickle us to the mornin I got hair in my mouth I get higher in the mornin And I'm movin in the dark easy waters
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