The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Stand Stand Stand
The Misheard: Dance Dance Dance
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Real Lyric: Statue wearing high heels. A dinosaur Victrola listening to Buck Owens Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band Won't you take a ride, on the flying spoon?
The Misheard: Statue where a time feels. Dinosaurs and troba are listening to Buck Owens Jamborees of elephants are playing in the bend Won't you take a rag on the flies and shoo 'em?
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Real Lyric: Some folks are born...
The Misheard: Some folks of all...
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Real Lyric: No recess!
The Misheard: No incest!
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Real Lyric: Stand and deliver, Your money or your life
The Misheard: Stand in the river, the holly-holly who, f
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Real Lyric: Since you been gone she's been seeing that Amos boy Seth
The Misheard: Since you been gone she's been seeing that anus-boy Seth
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Real Lyric: Blow a kiss, fire a gun. We all need someone to lean on.
The Misheard: Blow up kids, fire a gun. We all need someone to lean on.
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Real Lyric: I like the way you move
The Misheard: I like the way you moo
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Real Lyric: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, sometimes I get a good feeling, yeah / I get a feeling that I never never never never had before, no no
The Misheard: Oh, oh, sometimes, I get a good feeling, yeah / I get a feeling that I've never never seen another Hindi woman no no, I get a good feeling, yeah
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Real Lyric: And I know when that hotline bling That can only mean one thing
The Misheard: I like women, I like men That can only mean one thing
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