The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: All the leaves are brown and the sky is grey
The Misheard: All the leaves are brown and the cats are spayed.
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Real Lyric: Come on Eileen!
The Misheard: Aluva Lavay!!
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Real Lyric: That would be ecstasy you and me endlessly...grovin'
The Misheard: That would be ecstasy you and me and Leslie
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Real Lyric: Educated With money He's well dressed Not funny And not much to say in Most conversations But he'll put the bill in All situations
The Misheard: Educated Not funny He's well dressed Not money And not much too saggin' Most constellations But he'll put the pill in All situations
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Real Lyric: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
The Misheard: Beelzebub has a double motorbike for me
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Real Lyric: Island girl, Island girl, Island girl
The Misheard: I'm a girl, I'm a girl, I'm a girl
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Real Lyric: Teacher don't you fill me Up with your rules Cuz everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school
The Misheard: Teacher don't you fill me Up with your rules Cuz everybody know they're smokin' in a lousy school
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Real Lyric: New york city really has it all oh yeah oh yeah.
The Misheard: The big city really has zit all no yeah no yeah.
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Real Lyric: Somebody once told me the world is gona roll me.
The Misheard: Somebody once told me the world is macaroni.
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Real Lyric: Come on now, try and understand The way I feel under your command
The Misheard: Come on now, try and understand The way I feel about the Orkin Man
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