The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: For 40 days and for 40 nights, Law was on my side.
The Misheard: For 40 days and for 40 nights, I was on the cider!!
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Real Lyric: Have you come here to play Jesus To the lepers in your head?
The Misheard: Have you some here to play cheats to us? To the leopards in your head?
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Real Lyric: Arizona
The Misheard: Cherry Soda
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Real Lyric: Hey, Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand?
The Misheard: Hey, Joe, where you going with that gum in your hair?
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Real Lyric: Paperback writer
The Misheard: Maybe I'll bite her
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Real Lyric: When she gets there she knows, If the stores are all closed...
The Misheard: When she gets there she knows, It destroys all her clothes...
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Real Lyric: So no one told you life was gonna be this way. Your jobs a joke, you're broke, you're love lifes DOA. It's like you're always stuck in second gear. And when it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year...
The Misheard: So no one told you life was gonna be this way... Your jobs a joe-ja-bro, your love slotes be away. It's like your always stuck in second year...And when it hasn't been your day, your week, munnumps, belive in your ear...rivah!
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Real Lyric: Shot through the heart, and you're to blame, you give love a bad name.
The Misheard: Shout through the heart, and your to late, you give love a bad name.
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Real Lyric: oh rub that smooth skin
The Misheard: oh Rumplestilskin
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Real Lyric: So I called up the Captain Please bring me my wine He said 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1969'
The Misheard: So I call up the Captian, Please bring me my wife He said 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1969'
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