The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You can't plant me in your penthouse...
The Misheard: You can't plant taters in penpals
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Real Lyric: My boyfriend's back (as in, my boyfriend is back)
The Misheard: My boyfriend's back (as in, his body part)
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Real Lyric: Annie are you ok are you ok Annie?
The Misheard: Annie are you Oakley are you Oakley Annie?
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Real Lyric: I have to praise you like I should
The Misheard: I haven't played you like I should
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Real Lyric: Don't it all seem to go That you don't know what you got Til its gone The paved paradise To put up a parking lot.
The Misheard: Don't it all seem to go That you don't know what you got Til its gone The paid a pair a guys To put up a f**king lie
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Real Lyric: After the boys of summer are gone
The Misheard: After the poisoned sunburn is gone
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Real Lyric: father into your hands
The Misheard: falling deerheads
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Real Lyric: You the preacher likes the cold He knows I'm gonna stay
The Misheard: You know a preacher like De Gaulle He know's I'm gonna stay
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Real Lyric: I'm only a man in a silly red sheet
The Misheard: I'm only a man with fourty red seeds
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Real Lyric: Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Bullivard
The Misheard: Until the sun comes up all the sand demonic couples apart
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