The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Do you have the time to listen to me whine About nothing and everything all at once
The Misheard: Do you have a dime to listen to me rhyme About nothing and everything that I want
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Real Lyric: I want to ride my bicycle, bicycle
The Misheard: I want to eat my popcicle, popsicle
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Real Lyric: Brass Monkey, That Funky Monkey
The Misheard: Grass Smokey, that smokey, smokey
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Real Lyric: Can't tear me apart.
The Misheard: Capture me a pawn.
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Real Lyric: We will never see the end.
The Misheard: We wil never eat our friends.
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Real Lyric: Big ol' Jet Airliner
The Misheard: Big ol' Jared Lightle
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Real Lyric: I got my first real Six String
The Misheard: I got my first real Sex Dream
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Real Lyric: take me down to the paradise city
The Misheard: take me down to the very last city
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Real Lyric: Ba de da
The Misheard: Borneo
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Real Lyric: What you doin' lyin' on your back?
The Misheard: Much different than you had expected
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