The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: she keeps the moet de chandon in a pretty cabinet
The Misheard: she keep the moterway traffic in a pretty cabinet
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Real Lyric: Rocket Man.. Burning out his fuse up here alone.
The Misheard: Rocket Man.. Burning all the shoes I haven't worn.
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Real Lyric: I have to praise you like I should
The Misheard: I have to praise you like a sheep.
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Real Lyric: wipe the spots off of the mirror don't leave the keys in the door
The Misheard: not quite responsible of me to leave the keys in the door
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Real Lyric: I shot the sheriff
The Misheard: I start to share it
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Real Lyric: baddest chick chick in side dj jam tonight
The Misheard: bad ass chick chick in sight dj gemini
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Real Lyric: Well, I got me a fine wife, I got me old fiddle When the sun's comin' up, I got cakes on the griddle Life ain't nothin' but a funny, funny riddle Thank God I'm a country boy
The Misheard: Well, I got me a fine wife, I got me old fiddle When the sun's comin' up and I "cain't" solve a riddle Life ain't nothin' but a funny, funny riddle Thank God I'm A country boy
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Real Lyric: No woman no cry
The Misheard: No woman no crime
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Real Lyric: The little Lord Jesus
The Misheard: The little bald geezers
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Real Lyric: flash, aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh hes the king of the universe
The Misheard: flash, aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh and his kinky underware
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