The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Scaramouche, scaramouche can you do the fandango
The Misheard: Gotta'moush, gotta'mouch can you go to Fandango
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Real Lyric: You strut your rasta wear.
The Misheard: You strut your ass away.
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Real Lyric: that's me in the corner.
The Misheard: slap me in the corner.
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Real Lyric: can't buy me love.
The Misheard: 'cause i'm in love
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Real Lyric: Hey, wait, I've got a new complaint.
The Misheard: Hey wait, I've got a room to paint
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Real Lyric: On a winter's day I'd be safe and warm If I was in L.A.
The Misheard: On a winter's day I'd be safe and warm If I got myself laid
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Real Lyric: That's what I like about you
The Misheard: I'd like a valium
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Real Lyric: you're just like my ken and barbie doll
The Misheard: yours are nothing like my boyfriend's balls
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Real Lyric: No time for losers, cause we are the champions
The Misheard: Loo time is poo time, cause we are the champions
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Real Lyric: She drives me crazy like no one else she drives me crazy and i can't help myself
The Misheard: she drives me crazy like long white hair she drives me crazy so i'm going over there
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