The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It's just like any fad It retracts before impact
The Misheard: It's just like baby fat, It retracts before impact.
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Real Lyric: I don't want to be your stupid game
The Misheard: I don't want to be your stool pigeon
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Real Lyric: My heart crumbles when you are not there
The Misheard: I wear goggles when you are not there
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Real Lyric: Heart Breaker, Soul Shaker.
The Misheard: I'll bring the salt shaker.
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Real Lyric: I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
The Misheard: I'd like to keep my jeans dry today.
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Real Lyric: Nothing but pennies in my pocket nothing but faith to keep me warm but then id be lost without it tell me how much for your love?
The Misheard: nothin but blablas in my pocket nothing but change to spend on porn but i would be so lost without it baby, how much for your uhhhhhh
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Real Lyric: Hey Mr. DJ put a record on
The Misheard: hey Mr. PJ put the rocket on
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Real Lyric: Coo-coo-ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson Jesus loves you more than you will know, wowowo
The Misheard: Coo-coo-ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson Jesus was a baseball player too
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Real Lyric: When even friends seem out to harm you
The Misheard: When living friends seem out to haunt you
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Real Lyric: Lost in the foothills of Mt. Pine, drinkin Euro, say goodnight.
The Misheard: Lost, in the front wheels of my bike, drinkin bureau, say goodnight
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