The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: reaching out to both of us.
The Misheard: reaching out to vote the bus.
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Real Lyric: Father, Father, Father, Father! Father, into your hands, I commend my spirit, Father, into your hands...
The Misheard: Farmer! Farmer! Farmer! Farmer! fall into your hands I commence my spirit, Fall into your hands...
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Real Lyric: Shake ya ass,watch yourself Shake ya ass,show me workin' with
The Misheard: Take a bath, wash yourself Take a bath, show me what you washing with
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Real Lyric: All on a spaceship persevering Use my hands for everything but steering
The Misheard: All on a spaceship perservering Use my pants for everything but steering
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Real Lyric: Tainted Love
The Misheard: In 1985, I was 19, my co-worker SWORE that the real lyrics were "If you don't beat your meat, you can't have any p***y; how can you have any p***y if you don't beat your meat?"
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Real Lyric: When Suzie wore her dresses tight
The Misheard: When Suzie woman dressed in tights
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Real Lyric: Black cats and voodoo dolls
The Misheard: Balck cats and floating dogs
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Real Lyric: I learned alot today not sure if i'll get laid and
The Misheard: i learned alot today not sure if i'll get paid and
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Real Lyric: sugar on me
The Misheard: Super Hombre
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Real Lyric: She'll have fun, fun, fun, till her daddy takes her T-Bird away
The Misheard: ...till her Daddy takes her TUBA away
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