The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: A twenty-first century whore
The Misheard: A twenty-four cent cherry whore
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Real Lyric: I've got the eye of the tiger
The Misheard: I've got the iron vagina
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Real Lyric: But I'm the only one who walks across the fire for you
The Misheard: I'm not the only one who walked across the fire for you
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Real Lyric: There’s a Tumbleweed a blowin’ down Ol’ Christoval Road.
The Misheard: There's tumbleweed a blowing, now a hog has stole the road.
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Real Lyric: Don't go around tonight, Well it's bound to take your life, There's a bad moon on the rise.
The Misheard: Don't go around tonight, Well it's bound to take your life, There's a bathroom on the right.
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Real Lyric: Die by my hand
The Misheard: Die by my hen
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Real Lyric: Took pictures of the stage
The Misheard: Two b*tches off the stage
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Real Lyric: 'Cause, you'll be in my heart
The Misheard: 'Cause, you'll be in me hard
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Real Lyric: So I sneak out to the garden to see you
The Misheard: So I sneak out from the cat to see you
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Real Lyric: I was runnin' through the 6 with my WOES
The Misheard: I was runnin' through the 6 with my WOLVES
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