The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She looks like a flower and she stings like a bee.
The Misheard: She looks like a flower and she stinks like creame chease.
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Real Lyric: Don't need no help for us to make it
The Misheard: Got your p***y...
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Real Lyric: Because livin with me must've damn near killed you
The Misheard: Because sleepin in pee must've damn near chilled you
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Real Lyric: they paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
The Misheard: so pay paradise, and put up a f****** light.
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Real Lyric: Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back.
The Misheard: Throw down your Miracle Mousse so I can climb right back.
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Real Lyric: Red, Gold And Green....
The Misheard: Fried Golden Dreams
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Real Lyric: Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
The Misheard: Rocket man, I think I'm gonna beat up everyone
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Real Lyric: tune it in chill out drop dead i need a fix
The Misheard: put it in jello drop dead banana fax
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Real Lyric: You were pulled from the wreckage Of your silent reverie
The Misheard: I was pulled from the wreckage Of a nearby train
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Real Lyric: Please tell me why My car is in the front yard And Im sleeping with my clothes on I came in through the window last night
The Misheard: Please tell me why The toilet's in the front yard And Im sleeping with my clothes on I came in through the window last night
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