The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Are you gathering up the tears? Have you had enough of mine?
The Misheard: Are you gathering up the tea leaves? Have you had enough of mine?
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Real Lyric: blew out my flip flop, stepped on a pop top
The Misheard: blew out my flip flop stepped on a cyclops
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Real Lyric: Now, teacher don't you fill me up with your rules Cause everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school
The Misheard: Now, teacher don't you feel me up with your ruler 'Cause everybody know that smokin' ain't allowed in school
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Real Lyric: Once Biiten, Twice Shy
The Misheard: Don't Spit In Dwight's Eye
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Real Lyric: With the lights out it's less dangerous
The Misheard: With a lighthouse it's less dangerous
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Real Lyric: my sacrifice
The Misheard: my sack of ice
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Real Lyric: It's raining men! Amen
The Misheard: There Rating Men! Amen
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Real Lyric: Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
The Misheard: Pot of mush, pot of mush, will you do the fandango?
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Real Lyric: I want to live Like Animals Careless and free
The Misheard: I want to live like a cannonball careless and free
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Real Lyric: Hey now, you're a rock star. Get the show on. Get paid.
The Misheard: Hey now, you're a rock star. Get the show on. Get laid.
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