The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Lord,i was born a rambling man
The Misheard: Lord,i was born and raised by a pig(?!)
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Real Lyric: (you shoulda seen me with the poker man)i had a honey and i bet a grand
The Misheard: (....poker man,)i had a honey and i bet a GRAHAM
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Real Lyric: It's not considered stealing Unless you're getting caught
The Misheard: It's not a life of stealing Unless you're getting by
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Real Lyric: We ain't on the list, but we on the list
The Misheard: We ain't onerous, but we're odourless
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Real Lyric: Big old jet airliner
The Misheard: We go down Carolina
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Real Lyric: There's a bad moon on the rise.
The Misheard: There's a bathroom on the right.
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Real Lyric: She's got Bette Davis Eyes.
The Misheard: She's got petitaticide.
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Real Lyric: And it's gonna be so different When I'm on the stage tonight
The Misheard: And it's gonna be so different When I wanna stash you in my arms
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Real Lyric: Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint, forever in debt to your priceless advice
The Misheard: Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint, for a rebel redempt to your price of supplies
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Real Lyric: Wooley bully
The Misheard: Wooley wooley
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