The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles
The Misheard: I believe in male calls
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdador
The Misheard: So, you're neanderthal
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Real Lyric: I was up upon it Now I'm down in it
The Misheard: I was at a party Now I'm down in it
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Real Lyric: burning out his fuse out here alone
The Misheard: runnin out of fuel, i'm headin home
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Real Lyric: I got my head checked By a jumbo jet
The Misheard: I got my head shaved By a Jamoche
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Real Lyric: With angelic host proclaim
The Misheard: With a jelly toast proclaim
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Real Lyric: Pull a comb through your coal black hair
The Misheard: Go have a bottle a beer
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Real Lyric: Well, I would not give you false hope... ... remember a sadder day. I know they say, "Let it be."
The Misheard: Well, I would not give you Fels soap... ... remember a Saturday. I know that Celeste believes.
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Real Lyric: papa had a kidney stone wherever he left his hat was his home
The Misheard: papa had a kidney stone whenever he took a dump he would groan
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Real Lyric: I am the Eggman...
The Misheard: I am the Eggplant...
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