The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I will find my place in the diary of Jane.
The Misheard: I will find my place in the diarrhea train.
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Real Lyric: She don't like, she don't like, she don't like, Cocaine
The Misheard: She don't like, she don't like, she don't like, Gauguin
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Real Lyric: And who does Mama teach to mend and tend and fix, Preparing me to marry whoever Papa picks? The daughter, the daughter! Tradition!
The Misheard: And who does Mama teach to mend and tend and fix, Preparing me to marry whoever Papa kiss? The daughter, the daughter! Tradition!
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Real Lyric: She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean...
The Misheard: She was a fax machine, she kept her modem clean...
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Real Lyric: You're addicted to love
The Misheard: You're a d**k teddy to love
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Real Lyric: Party people in the place to be! It's Redfoo with the bassy beat
The Misheard: Party people in the place to be! Hey let's poo with the bassy beat
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Real Lyric: Said you wanted a solution
The Misheard: Said you wanted a scholarship
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Real Lyric: Yeah yeah and I’m alright. I took a sip of something poisoned but I’ll hold on tight.
The Misheard: Yeah, I swear it looks alright, I bet them super soaker boys will make em hold on tight.
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Real Lyric: there's a message i'm receiving
The Misheard: there's a message on the ceiling
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Real Lyric: "....she reaches in and grabs right hold of your...."
The Misheard: "....she reaches in and GRABS MY PODIO(?!)...."
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