The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: Do it like a baby
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Real Lyric: The cattle are lowing
The Misheard: The cattle are loaded
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Real Lyric: Cheer up, Sleepy Jean.
The Misheard: Cheer up, sweet Vajean.
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Real Lyric: I shot the sheriff but i didn't shoot the deputy
The Misheard: I shot sharon but i didn't shoot debra t.
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Real Lyric: Come out and play
The Misheard: United Way
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Real Lyric: I wanna, I wanna, I wanna be adored. I wanna, I wanna, I wanna be adored. I gotta, I gotta, I gotta be adored.
The Misheard: I wanna, I wanna, I wanna be a dog. I wanna, I wanna, I wanna be a dog. I gotta, I gotta, I gotta be a dog.
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Real Lyric: Tropical the island breeze
The Misheard: Chocolate covered island trees
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Real Lyric: Away in a manger...
The Misheard: Oh ay I'm an angel...
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Real Lyric: 1) Michael row the boat ashore 2) Sister help to raise the sail
The Misheard: As sung by Antonio Scarpacci (Tony Shaloub - "Monk")in the sitcom "Wings:" 1) My goat knows the bowling score 2) Sid's new hair is in the mail
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Real Lyric: It's raining men!
The Misheard: Israeli men!
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