The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Meat-eating orchids forgive no one just yet.
The Misheard: We needed no kids, forget it, no, not just yet.
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Real Lyric: Beezlebub has a devil put aside for me
The Misheard: The elves can't poop and the devil has a sign for me
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Real Lyric: You shouldn't have lied now you shouldn't have lied
The Misheard: You're shooting the line now, you're shooting the line
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Real Lyric: A mulatto An albino A misquito My libido
The Misheard: I'm a quaker You're a shaker Have a beer
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Real Lyric: Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet
The Misheard: Say, Captain, c'mon, help me sing this list
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
The Misheard: She's got a lem'n (as in lemon) caboose, amor jesus (pronounced he-sus)
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Real Lyric: Ain't nothing but a heartache.
The Misheard: Ain't nothing but a crabcake.
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Real Lyric: Every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
The Misheard: Every girl crazy 'bout a SHOT GLASS MAN.
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Real Lyric: How Wonderful life is, when you're in the world.
The Misheard: I wonder politely, how your in the world.
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Real Lyric: We talk and talk until my head explodes I turn on the news and my body froze
The Misheard: We talk and talk until my head explodes I turn on the news and my bum implodes
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