The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: .....when I'm 64.
The Misheard: ......when I'm 6 feet 4.
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Real Lyric: Little red corvette
The Misheard: Pay the rent on the convent
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Real Lyric: Jimmy crack corn and i don't care
The Misheard: Jimmy crapped corn and also hair
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Real Lyric: Little diddy about Jack and Diane
The Misheard: Little titties and a crack on Diane
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Real Lyric: You're the one that I want. You are the one I want. Ooo, Ooo, Ooo, Honey
The Misheard: You're the one that I want. You are the waterboy. Ooo, Ooo, Ooo, honey.
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Real Lyric: Tenth Avenue Freeze-out
The Misheard: Tent devil you're a free-style
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Real Lyric: Who are you? Who, who, who, who
The Misheard: Cool Water, Cool, cool, cool, cool
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Real Lyric: Here comes jonny singing oldies, goldies
The Misheard: Here comes Jonny singing goalies, goalies
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Real Lyric: scaramoush, scaramoush...
The Misheard: Baton Rouge, Baton Rouge...
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Real Lyric: Hey, wait, I've got a new complaint
The Misheard: Hey, wait, I've got to lose some weight
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