The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no!
The Misheard: Don't hafta pay for the guy in shades, oh no!
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Real Lyric: Pulled out the jammy, aimed it at the sky. He yelled, "Stick 'em up!" and let two fly.
The Misheard: he pulled out the whammy, aimed it at this guy. he yelled, "stick 'em up!" and let shoe fly.
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Real Lyric: I've got a verse but can't rhyme it.
The Misheard: I've got a verse with Tim Robbins.
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Real Lyric: hey, im gonna get ya' too
The Misheard: hey, im gonna bite ya' too
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Real Lyric: One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces
The Misheard: One of these days I'm going to dance with the king of Sweden
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Real Lyric: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?
The Misheard: Voulez-vous coucher avec quoi, sasquatch?
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Real Lyric: I've got my hash pipe
The Misheard: I've got my half pint
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Real Lyric: Out of reach
The Misheard: I love peach
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Real Lyric: lookin' for my lost shaker of salt
The Misheard: lookin for my lost sugar and sauce
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Real Lyric: If you wanna be my lover you gotta get with my friends
The Misheard: if you wanna be my lover E equals M C squared
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