The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Give me your heart, make it real, or else forget about it
The Misheard: Gimme your lard, make veal, or else forget about it
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Real Lyric: I heard you've been sneaking around with Jill And what about that weekend with Beverly Hill?
The Misheard: I heard you've been sleeping around with Bill When you spend the weekend in Beverly Hills
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Real Lyric: she seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
The Misheard: she seems to have a fizzy bomb timeshare.
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Real Lyric: I'm your Venus I'm your fire I'm your desire
The Misheard: I'm your penis I'm on fire Hatch a liar
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Real Lyric: Hockin' my guitar yeah i'm gonna be a star!
The Misheard: Honkin' my sitar yeah I'm gonna be a car!
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Real Lyric: I'm blue; da ba dee da ba die..
The Misheard: i'm blue; i would beat off a guy
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Real Lyric: I'm overcoming gravity
The Misheard: I'm more than coming round for tea
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Real Lyric: She's just a girl who claims I am the one.
The Misheard: She's just a girl who claims I have a big c**k.
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Real Lyric: Like a virgin, touched for the very first time
The Misheard: Like a gerkin, tough for the very first time
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady...
The Misheard: Do the freaky lady...
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