The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm turning Japanese, I'm turning Japanese, I really think so.
The Misheard: I'm turning Japanese, I'm turning Japanese, like the flistones.
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Real Lyric: Won't you take me to funky town?
The Misheard: Won't you take me to the guitar?
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Real Lyric: I need some love like I never needed love before.
The Misheard: I need a bug like I never needed tug-of-war.
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Real Lyric: Y.M.C.A.....
The Misheard: I am so gay......
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Real Lyric: parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme
The Misheard: Our sweet sage grows merry in time
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Real Lyric: Here we are now; Entertain us I feel stupid and contagious.
The Misheard: I don't want no; baked potatos I feel like some mashed potatoes.
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Real Lyric: Brass monkey. That funky monkey.
The Misheard: That monkey. That funky monkey.
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Real Lyric: Give me your heart, make it real, or else forget about it
The Misheard: Gimme your lard, make veal, or else forget about it
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Real Lyric: I heard you've been sneaking around with Jill And what about that weekend with Beverly Hill?
The Misheard: I heard you've been sleeping around with Bill When you spend the weekend in Beverly Hills
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