The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Who's reaching out to capture a moment?
The Misheard: Who's reaching out to capture PNEUMONIA?
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Real Lyric: And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly
The Misheard: And little Early-Pearly kept my anus curly-wurly
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Real Lyric: It's where my demons hide
The Misheard: It's where my tea mints hide
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Real Lyric: Nothing,Nothing,NOTHING!
The Misheard: Nothing,Nothing,NUTSAAAAAACK!
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Real Lyric: Amarillo by morning up from San Antonio
The Misheard: All married and horny. Setup a sac of porn.
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Real Lyric: "We're the new Bohemia"
The Misheard: "We're the new bulimia"
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Real Lyric: 'Cause I'm just tired of marching on my own
The Misheard: 'Cause I just had luncheon on my own
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Real Lyric: Smoke a little weed on the couch in the back room hideaway
The Misheard: Smoke a little weed on the couch in the bathroom hideaway
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Real Lyric: When it gets loud, I turn it up. Shake it like a bad girl up in Harlem
The Misheard: When it gets loud, I turn it up. Shake it like a fat girl up in Harlem
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Real Lyric: Living like we're renegades
The Misheard: Living like we're in a cage
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