The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Maybe get a blister on your little finger Maybe get a blister on your thumb
The Misheard: Maybe get a birthstone for your little finger Maybe get a birthstone for your thumb
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Real Lyric: You what? Tin roof rusted.
The Misheard: You're what? Inter-ested
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Real Lyric: It's my life
The Misheard: Kiss my wife
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Real Lyric: With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
The Misheard: We'll both share this a lonely view
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Real Lyric: Why'd you put the keys upon the table?
The Misheard: Why'd you putter kiss upon the table?
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Real Lyric: don't want to be your beast of burden
The Misheard: my dad used to sing this line and i thought it was real: emily your pizza's burnin'
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Real Lyric: Come Together Right Now Over Me
The Misheard: Come to Gather Ride Now On My Knee
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Real Lyric: I'm not talkin' about movin' in
The Misheard: I'm not talkin' about the Libyans
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Real Lyric: Johnny take a dive with your sister in the rain
The Misheard: Johnny take a dive with your sister, Elaine
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Real Lyric: Big ol' jet airliner, don't carry me too far away
The Misheard: We goin' jet airlining, don't carry me too far away.
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