The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "Hold me closer, Tiny dancer. Count the headlights on the highway."
The Misheard: "Hole me closer, Tony Danza. Count the headlice on the highway."
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Real Lyric: "Rock the Casbah"
The Misheard: "Drop the Asphalt"
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Real Lyric: What you doin' on your back
The Misheard: What d'you do with a giraffe
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Real Lyric: People dancing all in the street See the rhythm all in their feet All night long
The Misheard: People dancing in the street with alligator feet All night long
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Real Lyric: And no message could have been any clearer
The Misheard: And no mustache could have been and clever
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Real Lyric: Closer than my peeps you are to me
The Misheard: Closer than my teeth you are to me
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Real Lyric: Looked above the other day
The Misheard: Licked a bug the other day
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Real Lyric: That Montserrat mystique.
The Misheard: That man's a rotten sneak.
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Real Lyric: My mother and my brothers used to breathe in clean in air And dreaming I’m a doctor
The Misheard: My mother and my father used to tease me a lot and dream that I’m adopted
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Real Lyric: "...and little early birdie came by in his curly-whirly, and asked me if I needed a ride."
The Misheard: "... and little early birdie gave my anus curly-whirly, and asked me if I needed a ride."
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