The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Once Bitten, twice shy
The Misheard: Spit in the shower, then die
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Real Lyric: So leave a message And I'll call you back
The Misheard: Evil messages from Yuban
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Real Lyric: "All the pictures said..."
The Misheard: "All the b**thes said..."
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Real Lyric: Give me the beat boys
The Misheard: Give me the beach boys
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Real Lyric: Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
The Misheard: Blinded by the light, Wrapped up like a douche out in the middle of the night
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Real Lyric: baby got back
The Misheard: baby's got crack
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Real Lyric: Follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me Down, Down, Down
The Misheard: Fuminy, fuminy, fuminy, fuminy Dumb, dumb, dumb
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Real Lyric: Bllie Jean is not my lover shes just a girl who claims i am the one and the kid is not my son ....
The Misheard: gille grean is not my mother shes just a squirrel who claims im really fun and the kid is really dumb
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Real Lyric: and as the feeling grows, she brings flesh to my bones
The Misheard: and as the feeling grows, she brings flavour to my toes
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Real Lyric: I got my head down, When I was young, It's not my problem, It's not my problem.
The Misheard: I took some Motrin, When I was sick, It's not my problem, It's not my problem.
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