The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Just another manic Monday.
The Misheard: East Hanover man named Money.
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Real Lyric: I see a bad moon rising
The Misheard: I see a brand new horizon
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Real Lyric: Waited so long, Waited so long
The Misheard: Savings and Loan, savings and loan
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Real Lyric: with the birds, i'll share this lonely view
The Misheard: without the shed its a random queue
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Real Lyric: "You are a magnet, I am steel"
The Misheard: "You are a maggot, I am a snail"
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna get dressed for success
The Misheard: I'm gonna get dressed for side sex
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Real Lyric: Big old jet airliner
The Misheard: Big old Chad had a lineup.
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Real Lyric: Standing on your mother's porch
The Misheard: Standing on your mother's Porsche
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Real Lyric: Can't find a better man
The Misheard: Cat found the butter milk
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Real Lyric: When I was an alien, cultures weren't opinions
The Misheard: When I was an alien, cultures were a pain the ass
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