The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Stepped on a pop top
The Misheard: Stepped on a pop-tart
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Real Lyric: of your silent reverie
The Misheard: of your silent referee
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Real Lyric: Don't go chasin' waterfalls
The Misheard: Go go Jason waterfalls
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down but I get up again They're never going to keep me down
The Misheard: I get no towel, yet I get up again Ain't a nothin' but a greasy towel
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Real Lyric: With the lights out it’s less dangerous Here we are now Entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now Entertain us
The Misheard: well the light is out this is dengerous here we are now in retainers i feel stupid and contagious here we are now in retainers
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Real Lyric: Got A Machinehead Better Than The Rest Green To Red Machinehead And I Walk From My Machine I Walk From My Machine
The Misheard: got a machine head. bed and breakfast cream to red machine head and i waffle my machine i waffle my machine
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Real Lyric: But, that butt you got makes me-me-me so horny!
The Misheard: But that butt you got, la-la-lean some on me!
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba dee da ba die
The Misheard: I'm blue and I'm in need of a guy...
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Real Lyric: shes got electric boots, a mohair suit
The Misheard: shes got electric boobs, a moe ear oot
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Real Lyric: You can dance, You can dive
The Misheard: You can't dance , you should die
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