The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: stuck down in a rut of dislogic and smut
The Misheard: stuck down in a rut of a disloged chicken gut
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Real Lyric: I'm strangled by your haunted social scene, just a pawn out-played by a dominating queen
The Misheard: And stricken by your horrid social scene, just a pawn I paid five dollar and eighty quid
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Real Lyric: She drives me crazy Like no one else
The Misheard: She drives me crazy I know what smells
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Real Lyric: Got my first real six string....
The Misheard: Got my first real sex dream...
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Real Lyric: No dark sarcasms in the classroom
The Misheard: no dogs orgasms in the bathroom
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Real Lyric: Funk soul brother
The Misheard: Fung shui brother
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
The Misheard: I'm blue i will bleed i will die
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Real Lyric: Am I just paranoid? Or am I just stoned
The Misheard: Am I just paranoid? Or am I Joss Stone
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Real Lyric: Eminence Front, Eminence Front
The Misheard: Livin' in a butt, Livin' in a butt
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce another runner in the night
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche in the boner of the night
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