The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Smoke on the water, A fire in the sky.
The Misheard: Smoke on the water, A fire in this guy
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Real Lyric: Who are you, who who who who
The Misheard: Blue awning, blue blue blue blue
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Real Lyric: I swear, I stare, my niece my witness... I'm not shy so I asked for the digits.
The Misheard: I swear, I stand, Munice my witness... I'm not shy so I asked for the dick.
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Real Lyric: I fought the law and the law won
The Misheard: I bought the dog at the car wash
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Real Lyric: Grab a brush and put on a little makeup
The Misheard: grandma you should put on a makeup
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Real Lyric: Tenth Avenue Freeze Out
The Misheard: Tenth Devil in the freezer aisle
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Real Lyric: Who's that casting devious stares at my direction, mama's this surely is a dream.
The Misheard: Who's that casting devious stares at my erection, mama this surely's a wet dream.
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Real Lyric: The Cuervo Gold, The Fine Columbian...
The Misheard: The Quail don't go The Fire come runnin' in...
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Real Lyric: With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
The Misheard: The Bird is shavin' and he looks like you
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Real Lyric: Cause livin with me must have damn near killed you
The Misheard: Those little women must have damn near killed you
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