The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: 20-20-20-4 hours to go
The Misheard: 20-20-20-4 hours ago
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Real Lyric: For her fish and finger pies
The Misheard: For efficient finger pies
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Real Lyric: Black hole sun Won't you come And wash away the rain
The Misheard: Black hole sun Won't you come And wash away Loraine
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Real Lyric: I'm an alien I'm a legal alien I'm an Englishman in New York
The Misheard: I'm an alien I'm an eagle alien I'm an international Indian
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Real Lyric: stick my finger down inside, make a little room for an ant to hide.
The Misheard: make a little room for a man to hide.
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view
The Misheard: Right now I'll shave my boobs for you
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Real Lyric: Ain't no woman like the one I got.
The Misheard: Ain't no woman like the one-eyed bat.
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Real Lyric: You can tell by the way i use my walk, im a womans man, no time to talk
The Misheard: you can tell by the way i use my walk, im a womans's man, no time to stalk
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Real Lyric: Pardon me, boy, is that the Chattanooga choo choo?
The Misheard: Pardon me, boy, is that the cat who chewed my new shoes?
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Real Lyric: I shot the sheriff But I did not shoot the deputy
The Misheard: I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the dead beauty
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