The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden
The Misheard: I've never seen your feet so dirty
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Real Lyric: a deathrow pardon
The Misheard: a jethrow hard-on
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Real Lyric: i where clogne to get the feeling right
The Misheard: i walk alone to get the feeling right
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Real Lyric: Cut loose like a deuce Another runner in the night
The Misheard: Knocked up like a douche By the balona in the night
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit You know I read it in a magazine
The Misheard: She's got eccentric Jews, the mohair's cute You know I read it in a bag of sardines
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Real Lyric: Let my love open the door.
The Misheard: Let Myra open the door.
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Real Lyric: And I should've been gone after all your words of steel
The Misheard: And I should've been gone after all your buns of steel
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Real Lyric: Knock, Knock, Knockin' on heaven's door.
The Misheard: Knock, Knock, Knockin' on kevin's door.
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Real Lyric: Such a pretty house And such a pretty garden
The Misheard: Such a pretty ass on such a pretty girl and...
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Real Lyric: Let My Love Open The Door
The Misheard: Let Milo Open The Door.
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