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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Tight Fit

    Song: The Lion Sleeps Tonight

    Real Lyric: In the jungle, the quiet jungle, The lion sleeps tonight

    The Misheard: In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion eats tonight

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    Artist: Jimmy Buffett

    Song: Margaritaville

    Real Lyric: "Stepped on a pop top"

    The Misheard: "Stepped on a pop tart"

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Eleanor Rigby

    Real Lyric: Ah look at all the lonely people

    The Misheard: ah look at all the lonely Beatles

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    Artist: John Mellencamp

    Song: Jack and Diane

    Real Lyric: Changes come around real soon, make us women and men.

    The Misheard: Changes come around real soon, make us women again.

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    Artist: Simon and Garfunkel

    Song: The Sound of Silence

    Real Lyric: Hello Darkness my old friend, I've come to talk with you again.

    The Misheard: Hello Dr. Smilefang, I've come to talk with you again.

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    Artist: U2

    Song: I Will Follow

    Real Lyric: If you walkaway, walkaway I walkaway, walkaway...I will follow

    The Misheard: If you matawatatooay, matawatatooay Matawatatooay, matawatatooay I will follow

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    Artist: Rush

    Song: Limelight

    Real Lyric: Those who wish to be must put aside the alienation get on with the fascination...

    The Misheard: Those who wish to be must put aside the hairy nation get on with the vaseline nation...

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    Artist: Toto

    Song: Africa

    Real Lyric: Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti

    The Misheard: Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like an empress above the Serengeti

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    Artist: Eric Clapton

    Song: Cocaine

    Real Lyric: She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; cocaine.

    The Misheard: It's alright, it's alright, It's alright... Spokane.

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    Artist: Counting Crows

    Song: Big Yellow Taxi

    Real Lyric: They paved paradise, And put up a parking lot.

    The Misheard: They paid paradise To put up a f***ing lie

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